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Drunk Driver Steals Your Car - You Get Sued!
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Drunk Driver Steals Your Car - You Get Sued!

Do No Evil – and other amazing lawsuits that survived trial-by-jury in the good ol' U.S. of A. (personal favorite, the guy who sued his neighbor for running over his fingers while he was trying to steal the guy's hubcaps!)

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How ridiculous that a judge didn't throw this case out of court. the fact that he was comitting a felony negates his "right" to sue for anything connnected to it.

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I think the country would be a better place if the "dumb" or "bad guy" named in any joke or negative "listen to this story!" were replace by "lawyer" or "lawyers". Lets make it a more disliked profession so we can handle things a little more like civilized countries do.

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Are you trying to give dumb bad guys a bad name?

Do you think you can go out and grab some lawyer off the street and teach him to get the hub caps off moving cars?

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If there's anyone who needs a bullet in the head, its that SOB and the attorney who represented him. And the judge who rules in favor of the dirtbag theif.

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eww, bed bugs. That's the nastiest thing ever...

Are any of these really real? I can hardly fathom that half of those people didn't simply get laughed out of the courtroom.

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Lawyer says to defendant "For a man in your position you seem to have above average intelligence". Defendant replies "If I wasn't under oath I'd say the same about you".

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I got sued in California for an accident that unfolded thusly. I had leased a car and after the lease was up, the leasing company sent two guys to pick it up. They were apparently clowning around on 101 just south of Santa Barbara and one of them passed the other on the right shoulder, unaware that Caltrans was doing some road work. To make a long story short, he collided with a chemical toilet and the pickup truck towing it. This rolled my former car onto its side, completely blocking both lanes of 101 south just above Carpenteria.

The traffic naturally backed up quickly, soon reaching an overpass on the outskirts of Santa Barbara itself. Some guy came barreling over the top of the overpass almost fast enough to go airborne at the peak. When he saw all the traffic in front of him at a dead stop, he slammed on brakes, went into a skid, crashed through the concrete railings of the overpass, and landed hood first in the back of a open bed railway car below.

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This guy sued everybody from Jeep, who made my former leased car to the leasing company, the company they sent to pick the car up and Caltrans for an accident a mile away from where he crashed because, "We all made him do it."

To be fair, his lawyers actually named me in it just to compel me to give a deposition that there was nothing mechanically defective with my former car, as the clown that was driving it (he looked like they recruited him straight from the Hells Angels) was claiming it suddenly steered itself right into the back of the porta-potty. With deposition in hand, they released me from the suit.

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Doesn't surprise me at all. That's the price everyone pays in the commercial society.

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The same principal applies to people who are victims of identity thieft. It's crazy and so not fair.

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